He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
50% drunk capacity currently
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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