I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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