Who did Billy Mays play for?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
She needs sedatives and a leash
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
How does one acquire holy water?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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