he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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