Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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