I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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