I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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