So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
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Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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