As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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