But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think I am morally bankrupt
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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