it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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