your thong is hanging out like whoa
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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