i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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