Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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