I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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