I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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