ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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