remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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