He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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