I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
that's an acceptable place to lick
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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