This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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