Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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