sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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