All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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