can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
where am i from again
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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