I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
your like the ambassador to my penis.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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