If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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