I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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