How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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