oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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