Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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