so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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