I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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