the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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