Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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