but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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