Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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