Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i was born a porn star she said
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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