Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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