Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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