I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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