Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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