It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
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