so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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