You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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