dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
