They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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