I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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