real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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