I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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