that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
