hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
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