are we going to glenview for practice??
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where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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